Yeah, honestly. Most of these fuckers are real prudes. You know?
[He's only gotten to sleep with two of them so far? That's terrible.] And I know you felt how they were with your first network post. Fuckin' buncha buzzkills.
[Oh hey now that's an idea! Kira laughs before taking a drag off of the cigarette.]
Maybe we could. I bet I could figure out how to do it with a lil' time.
[He doesn't really know technology that well but he could fiddle with the things. It'd be funny as hell to get everyone drunk without them being able to figure out how it's happening.
But then they'd get all dehydrated and shit. Probably not worth the hassle.]
[It was true. Wasted effort on a bunch of jackasses. It was funny to think about, though.]
We could chill with Venus though. She's not gonna sleep with either of us, but she's pretty chill. Hmmm... Alucard is fun to poke fun at, but he can be a bit of a stick in the mud. You meet anyone worth mentioning yet?
[They were pretty awful, honestly. Kira didn'tlike how half of the people are preachy adult types, too preoccuipied with the stressful situation to think about anything but their own narrow and small-minded idea of 'safety'.]
Venus is great! So you did meet her, eh? She used to be a 'good girl', I think, but she's finding the fun in life here.
[He smiled as he lay back down on the bed, arms stretching up over his head before he rested on his hands.]
Y'know it's fuckin' nice as hell having you here now. Even if not another person on this dump is worth shit.
[That's kind of him saying that Katou was someone he cared about, without getting too sappy about it. There were still some things lingering that he'd left unsaid, but he's not in any rush to get awkward about it again.]
[Hell yeah after the inevitable sex! What better celebration than getting fucked up and fucking? They really did need to figure out how to get something better than shitty bottom shelf space booze though.]
So what's the plan? Just make the strongest shit we can, right? It'll probably taste like hot ass but I'm sure we've both had worse.
[He stood up after that, raking a hand through his hair and then heading for the door. Who cares if someone got upset about their smoking anyway? It s not like they could go outside to do it.]
[It isn't the least bit of a surprise. By the time they drink enough of it, they won't taste it anymore anyway.
Kira is fine with leading the way to the mess hall and just gathering up any number of containers that he could. Bottles, jars, it didn't matter, though things with a top are best. No bowls.]
Now... let's see what we can get out of this baby.
[He's not going to ask Katou to fiddle with the machine, just trying to see what settings he could get on it to make some real rank, terrible booze. The strength was the only thing that mattered.]
[It doesn't take long before Kira manages to make something that smells like motor oil, and he sniffs it for good measure, gagging a little at the smell.]
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[He's only gotten to sleep with two of them so far? That's terrible.] And I know you felt how they were with your first network post. Fuckin' buncha buzzkills.
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Seriously! They need a serious attitude adjustment. It's too bad I can't just make the replicators spike all their food.
[ It's a mean thought, but it's so tempting. Luckily for everyone involved, Katou does not even remotely have the technical know-how to pull it off. ]
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Maybe we could. I bet I could figure out how to do it with a lil' time.
[He doesn't really know technology that well but he could fiddle with the things. It'd be funny as hell to get everyone drunk without them being able to figure out how it's happening.
But then they'd get all dehydrated and shit. Probably not worth the hassle.]
Eeeeh, they ain't worth the hassle.
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They really aren't.
[ Then he grins again. ]
But it's a fucking hilarious mental image.
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We could chill with Venus though. She's not gonna sleep with either of us, but she's pretty chill. Hmmm... Alucard is fun to poke fun at, but he can be a bit of a stick in the mud. You meet anyone worth mentioning yet?
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Mostly just Venus, actually. I haven't really been trying to make nice with everyone.
[ He grimaces at the thought. Katou is still annoyed about his introduction to the general populace. ]
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Venus is great! So you did meet her, eh? She used to be a 'good girl', I think, but she's finding the fun in life here.
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[He slapped a leg, sitting up and offering the cigarette back to Katou.]
We've gotta see who else we can scrape out of this shithole.
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Yeah, it's definitely worth a shot. There's gotta be at least one or two others worth a damn.
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Y'know it's fuckin' nice as hell having you here now. Even if not another person on this dump is worth shit.
[That's kind of him saying that Katou was someone he cared about, without getting too sappy about it. There were still some things lingering that he'd left unsaid, but he's not in any rush to get awkward about it again.]
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Well, obviously I'm worth keeping around.
[ It's a false arrogance, but a comforting lie. ]
It's not ao bad having you around, either.
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Hey, let's run up to the mess hall.
[The y could only nurse the cigarette for so long, after all. And he REALLY wanted to get his drink on.]
See how many containers of booze we can lug back in one turn.
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Hell yeah! I'm ready to get fucked up!
[ Or at least as fucked up as either of them can get without any actually serious drugs around. Katou gwts up and stretches. ]
Let's do this.
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So what's the plan? Just make the strongest shit we can, right? It'll probably taste like hot ass but I'm sure we've both had worse.
[He stood up after that, raking a hand through his hair and then heading for the door. Who cares if someone got upset about their smoking anyway? It
s not like they could go outside to do it.]
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[ Not that this is a surprise. He follows Kira out. ]
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Kira is fine with leading the way to the mess hall and just gathering up any number of containers that he could. Bottles, jars, it didn't matter, though things with a top are best. No bowls.]
Now... let's see what we can get out of this baby.
[He's not going to ask Katou to fiddle with the machine, just trying to see what settings he could get on it to make some real rank, terrible booze. The strength was the only thing that mattered.]
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[ With that encouraging line, he's actually going to hang back and let Kira work it out. He trusts things to work out better that way somehow. ]
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WHOOF! Alright, this shit is probably good.
[Time to make a few more cups of it.]
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Holy shit, my eyes just watered. That's the stuff.
[ And while Kira's trying to make more, he's gonna try and take a sip of what's already been made. ]